Chapter 3: Bounty on a Newbie.

The newbie, leaving me speechless with absurdity, chattered non-stop.

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Why aren’t you answering?

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Do you always help people like this?

[All] IlHwiIlBi: ???

[All] TodayIsSunday: What.

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Do you help other people too?

It was noisy just looking at the chat. Why is he so talkative?

‘This… doesn’t feel good.’

It seemed like I had gotten on the wrong side of a crazy guy. Maybe the Infighter who was beating him up couldn’t stand this sh*t either? And I just butted in for no reason?

I felt so sorry for the Infighter who disappeared after getting beaten up by me. I should have listened to his story before butting in. Come back, JinhaeArmyChiefEagle…….

[All] IlHwiIlBi: I’ve asked 6 times now

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Can’t you answer me?

[All] TodayIsSunday: No, I can’t

[All] TodayIsSunday: F*ck off

Ignoring him was the best course of action for a guy like this.

I was about to go kill monsters as I originally intended, but the newbie followed me around.

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Why not?

[All] IlHwiIlBi: It’s not hard to answer, is it

[All] IlHwiIlBi: I’m just curious as someone who received help

[All] TodayIsSunday: lol;

[All] TodayIsSunday: Stop saying weird things and go your own way

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Then help me with my dungeon

[All] TodayIsSunday: ?

[All] TodayIsSunday: You’re asking me to help you with your dungeon?

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Yep

Feeling a headache slowly forming, I took a deep breath.

Let’s be patient. Wielding a weapon here would make me the same level as the Infighter who left earlier. I can’t just beat up our newbie friend just because he’s a bit shameless.

[All] TodayIsSunday: Why do I have to help you with your dungeon…he

[All] IlHwiIlBi: You could help

[All] IlHwiIlBi: I’m a newbie?

[All] TodayIsSunday: You’re a newbie, so what

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Hardcore gamers usually like helping newbies, right

[All] IlHwiIlBi: I also have no friends, so it’s too hard to level up

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Can’t you help me?

[All] TodayIsSunday: What newbie in the world asks like this lol

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Then how do other newbies ask?

I don’t know why he has so many questions. Should I just change channels?

[All] TodayIsSunday: I don’t know either, but they probably wouldn’t do it like this lol

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Can’t you just help me?

[All] TodayIsSunday: No, I can’t F*ck off

The newbie, who had been chattering non-stop, suddenly became quiet. It was the moment I thought I had finally gotten through to him.

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Then

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Can I join your guild?

[All] TodayIsSunday: ?;;

[All] TodayIsSunday: Are you talking about my guild?

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Yep

I couldn’t hold back any longer and burst out laughing. So this is how you laugh when someone is too ridiculous.

[All] TodayIsSunday: lololol

[All] TodayIsSunday: Why do you suddenly want to come to my guild lololol

[All] IlHwiIlBi: You’re the number one guild right now

[All] IlHwiIlBi: And I fell in love with you after seeing you help me

[All] TodayIsSunday: lololololol

I had really never heard such an absurd request in my life.

Even the many crazy people I had met while playing games hadn’t done this, he was a remarkable bastard in many ways.

[All] IlHwiIlBi: I’m serious

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Can’t I?

F*ck, can’t he stop saying ‘Can’t I?’

[All] TodayIsSunday: Do you think you can lololol

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Why can’t I?

[All] IlHwiIlBi: Is it because I’m a newbie?

He was making a fuss about why I helped him until just now, and now he’s making a fuss about inviting him to the guild. Having become detached, I calmly typed in a resigned mood.

[All] TodayIsSunday: How can I invite you when I don’t know what kind of person you are

[All] IlHwiIlBi: That’s how everyone joins guilds

[All] IlHwiIlBi: You can get to know me after joining the guild

[All] IlHwiIlBi: This is my main character and I’ll work really hard

[All] IlHwiIlBi: You don’t have to worry about me quitting

[All] TodayIsSunday: That’s great, work hard

I had been catching monsters while the newbie was talking next to me, and I had already collected all 20 of the spirit items I needed. I had the channel change window open in advance and sent a refreshing farewell.

[All] TodayIsSunday: I’m leaving now, have fun playing or not

As soon as I sent the chat, I immediately moved to another channel. The screen that reappeared after a short loading showed only my character standing alone without the newbie. Ah, that’s so refreshing.

Still, thanks to him, I wasn’t bored while catching monsters. Wishing in my heart that the future of that crazy newbie would be full of ups and downs, I left Ensher Forest.

The next day, Maha, the vice-guild master, called me with a somewhat uneasy look after I had finished raiding with the guild members after a long time.

[Guild] Maha: Sunday

[Guild] Maha: Did you go around saying you were accepting new members?

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: ??

[Guild] RyuPe: Oing

[Guild] rxrx78: Did we get a new member?

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: No, I didn’t

[Guild] Maha: Right now someone added me as a friend and

[Guild] Maha: Said they wanted to join the guild?

[Guild] Maha: Said they knew you

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: ????

[Guild] Maha: I said I’d check and give them an answer

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: What’s their nickname

[Guild] Maha: IlHwiIlBi

“This crazy…….”

As soon as I saw the nickname, a curse word reflexively popped out. Yesterday’s nightmare, which I had forgotten, resurfaced with Maha’s chat.

That crazy newbie kid had gone and added the vice-guild master as a friend and sold my name. I was so dumbfounded that I was about to faint.

How can a person be so crazy? I should applaud him for this.

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: We absolutely don’t know each other

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: He’s a crazy guy, so don’t associate with him Just tell him to f*ck off

[Guild] Maha: ?

[Guild] Maha: Why, what happened

[Guild] MovieSucks: What’s going on?

[Guild] sky004: Who is it?

[Guild] YeoYeoRang: Who is IlHwiIlBi ㄱ?

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: A newbie I met yesterday

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: I helped him because he was getting beaten up in PVP

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: And he kept making a fuss about letting him join the guild

It was a bit uncomfortable because it looked like I was backstabbing him… But I had to explain it anyway, so there was no choice.

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: Reject him

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: Reject him and delete him

[Guild] Maha: ;; Ok

[Guild] MovieSucks: lolololol He must have fallen in love with Sunday who helped himㅋ

[Guild] GoodWeather: Heaak

[Guild] GoodWeather: Guilty man thief

[Guild] RyuPe: It’s probably because Sunday is the guild master, so he’s begging to join the guild

[Guild] rxrx78: There are so many crazy people in the world these days

[Guild] rxrx78: You have to be careful

[Guild] IHave6000Won: Agreed

[Guild] Maha: I rejected him

[Guild] Maha: I told him the guild master rejected him, not me, and deleted himㅋ

[Guild] RyuPe: You actually conveyed that lololol

[Guild] Maha: He’s crazy, you said

[Guild] Maha: I don’t want to get involved See ya

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: F*ck

[Guild] YeoYeoRang: Genius lololololol

[Guild] MovieSucks: lololololololol

I was outraged by the actions of the vice-guild master, who had no loyalty whatsoever, but it was already over.

Still, it was fortunate that the newbie no longer had anyone left to pester. I was relieved thinking that, that was when.

[Server] IlHwiIlBi: If you tell me the current location of TodayIsSunday <- I will send 10,000 gold by mail Please reportㅎㅎ

“……?”

I doubted my eyes after seeing the server megaphone message that popped up in red letters at the top of the screen.

‘Wait a minute.’

TodayIsSunday? That’s me, right?

[Guild] IHave6000Won: ???

[Guild] rxrx78: Oh what

[Guild] GoodWeather: Am I seeing things, what did I just see?

[Guild] Maha: lololololol

[Guild] Maha: Hey, someone’s looking for you? lololol

[Guild] YeoYeoRang: What, is that our guild master???

[Guild] CanYouTurnOnTheLight: Wow, he’s a genuine crazy person ;

[Guild] sky004: F*ck, he’s using the server chat lololol

“Ha, f*ck…….”

Unable to withstand the shock of the unimaginable situation, I covered my head with both hands.

Was that bastard my enemy in his past life? Or is it someone who I badly hurt in the past who is holding a grudge and doing this sh*t with an alt character? I hadn’t lived such a clean game life, so it was entirely possible.

[Server] MovieSucks: TodayIsSunday is currently in front of the Wailing Bell raid entrance ^^~

[Server] IlHwiIlBi: Thank you I sent it by mail ^^

[Guild] YeoYeoRang: Ah I’m dying lolololol

[Guild] sky004: Too bad I was late

[Guild] GoodWeather: Ah I was going to do it!!!

[Guild] Maha: lololololol

[Guild] rxrx78: The guild members are all exposing Sunday’s location;;

The guild members were having a great time with someone else’s troubles.

Feeling the stiff back of my neck, I typed on the keyboard. The keyboard shook, making a loud thumping sound as if it would break at any moment from my violent gestures.

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: Do you really want to die? B*tch

[Guild] Maha: Ah That’s so funny lolololololol

[Guild] YeoYeoRang: lololololol

[Guild] RyuPe: It’s understandable if Sunday beats him up lololololol

[Guild] MovieSucks: I’m sorry Sunday….

[Guild] MovieSucks: But you know I’m broke these days

[Guild] MovieSucks: OMG you guys, It really came

[Guild] MovieSucks: Jackpot~~!!

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: You son of a b*tch

[Guild] MovieSucks: 10,000 gold free win 

[Guild] sky004: Ah I’m jealousㅜ

[Guild] IHave6000Won: That 10,000 gold should have been mineㅡㅡ

I don’t know if these bastards are really my guild members. They’re always plotting to stab the guild master in the back, how can that be a guild member.

“Hoo…….”

Calming my pounding heart as much as possible, I requested a trade from the MovieSucks character next to me.

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: Forget it

[Guild] TodayIsSunday: Hand over any megaphones you have left

[Guild] MovieSucks: I earned 10,000 gold thanks to you, so of course I’ll give you that much

I extorted megaphones from MovieSucks and immediately pressed use.

‘Dare to mess around with money?’

And a newbie at that?

I’ll show you what real money spending is. I smiled bitterly and used the megaphone.

[Server] TodayIsSunday: If you kill the user IlHwiIlBi and certify the kill log, I’ll send 20,000 gold by mail right away If you kill him multiple times, I’ll send it multiple times

[Server] TodayIsSunday: Please take a screenshot of the kill log and certify it on the free board .